Hey there, sexy reader, and welcome to the Lesbian Zombies from Outer Space website. I’ve made some renovations recently, the most important of which is staring at you from right atop this sentence: you can read Issue #1 of the damnedest limited-series zom-com comic right here, in full, and for FREE.
Now, maybe it’s 3am, and you’ve been drinking, and the whiskey’s starting to wear off, and you’re starting to ask yourself: What the hell am I doing reading about Lesbian fucking Zombies?! Well throw back another shot, my friend, and stop doubting yourself. You know why you’re reading about Lesbian fucking Zombies – you’re the one who googled it in the first place! So you’ve got a weird sense of humor, or weird proclivities – hell, I’m the one who wrote the thing. No one’s going to judge you. Not here.
Frankly, I don’t even know why you’re reading this. You should be clicking the Next button above and getting to the good stuff. I think you’re going to get a kick out of Ace and his lesbian (zombie) misadventures. Be sure to check out the other pages on the site if you want to get some background on the story, or if you want to see what will be coming up in future issues. And if you’re still drunk when you get to the last page, and you want to download the later issues, or order some prints for your collection at home, well, hell, I think even Jesus would agree with me when I say, “You rock.”
Thanks for reading!